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All I want is to be a monkey of moderate key of moderate intelligence who wears a suit… that’s why I’m transferring to business school!

intelligence who wears a suit… that’s why I’m transferring to business school! Ask her how her day was. And then the battle’s not so bad? Or a guy who burns down a bar for the insurance money! I’m just glad my fat, ugly mama isn’t alive to see this day. Soon enough. Good news, everyone! There’s a report on TV with some very bad news!

I love you, buddy! There, now he’s trapped in a book I wrote: a crummy world of plot holes and spelling errors! Why did you bring us here? No!The kind with looting and maybe starting a few fires! Why yes! Thanks for noticing.

You’ve killed me! Oh, you’ve killed me!

Bender?! You stole the atom. Really?! Noooooo! Why did you bring us here? We need rest. The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.

1. I just told you! You’ve killed me!
2. Moving along…
3. I was all of history’s great robot actors – Acting Unit 0.8; Thespomat; David Duchovny!

Who are you, my warranty?!

Hey, tell me something. You’ve got all this money. How come you always dress like you’re doing your laundry? I meant ‘physically’. Look, perhaps you could let me work for a little food? I could clean the floors or paint a fence, or service you sexually?

• Yep, I remember. They came in last at the Olympics, then retired to promote alcoholic beverages!
• This is the worst part. The calm before the battle.
• Negative, bossy meat creature!

Yeah, lots of people did. Goodbye, friends. I never thought I’d die like this. But I always really hoped. My fellow Earthicans, as I have explained in my book ‘Earth in the Balance”, and the much more popular ”Harry Potter and the Balance of Earth’, we need to defend our planet against pollution. Also dark wizards.

And I’d do it again! And perhaps a third time! But that would be it. Stop! Don’t shoot fire stick in space canoe! Cause explosive decompression! We’re also Santa Claus! I guess if you want children beaten, you have to do it yourself.

I found what I need. And it’s not friends, it’s things. What’s with you kids? Every other day it’s food, food, food. Alright, I’ll get you some stupid food. I don’t ‘need’ to drink. I can quit anytime I want!

Negative, bossy meat creature! There’s no part of that sentence I didn’t like! Maybe I love you so much I love you no matter who you are pretending to be. No, I’m Santa Claus! Well I’da done better, but it’s plum hard pleading a case while awaiting trial for that there incompetence.

We’ll go deliver this crate like professionals, and then we’ll go home. How much did you make me? Goodbye, friends. I never thought I’d die like this. But I always really hoped. I barely knew Philip, but as a clergyman I have no problem telling his most intimate friends all about him.

When the lights go out, it’s nobody’s business what goes on between two consenting adults. Negative, bossy meat creature! Too much work. Let’s burn it and say we dumped it in the sewer. Who are those horrible orange men?

Does anybody else feel jealous and aroused and worried? I just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating. Fry, that doesn’t make sense. Quite possible. We live long and are celebrated poopers. I’ve been there. My folks were always on me to groom myself and wear underpants. What am I, the pope?

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And I’d do it again! And perhaps a third time! But that would be it. In our darkest hour, we can stand erect, with proud upthrust bosoms. But I’ve never been to the moon! Too much work. Let’s burn it and say we dumped it in the sewer.

Bite my shiny metal ass. All I want is to be a monkey of moderate intelligence who wears a suit… that’s why I’m transferring to business school! With a warning label this big, you know they gotta be fun!

There’s no part of that sentence I didn’t like! Oh, I don’t have time for this. I have to go and buy a single piece of fruit with a coupon and then return it, making people wait behind me while I complain.

Have you ever tried just turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them? All I want is to be a mon

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